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Yay! It’s National Take a Sweet off a Stranger Day

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Merry Paedophile Christmas Day everyone!

Children everywhere will be walking the dark streets, and knocking on the doors of strangers tonight, in the gallant pursuit of shitty, inedible, pound-shop sweets.

Local 8 year old, Pete Thape told Cutting News that he’s happy to be bummed for a fun size pack of Maltesers.

‘The only down side is all the Swizzles Matlow stuff,’ said Thape.

‘But if you’ve got proper chocolate, send me your number now – we can do business,’ added Thape.

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