The cocks next door, who never seem to be in, have increased their package deliveries on the approach to Christmas.
Neighbour, Peter Thape is considering charging his neighbours for taking, storing, and often delivering the actual parcels.
Thape is convinced that at least one of his neighbour are often in when the courier knocks on, but can’t be arsed answering the door.
‘Then the dick comes round here at half past ten to collect it off me,’ said Thape.
‘Half ten, at night! Actually, it was nearer 11 o’clock,’ added Thape.