Regular Friday drunks will be enjoying some level of legitimacy today by wearing an oversized green hat, and an itchy ginger beard.
Drinkers everywhere will be attempting to prove that they have a closer link to Ireland than the next drunk, whilst enjoying the traditional molten ashtray taste of Guinness.
Pubgoer, Peter Thape will greet more or less everyone he meets with the words ‘Top of the morning to you,’ in an award-winning Irish accent.
‘I’m not from Ireland, but I do have an Irish Setter,’ said Thape.
‘And I just love the craic,’ added Thape, in almost fluent Gaelic.