Cutting News is promoting a new campaign encouraging people to swear more at their children, when they behave badly.
SwearMore is the new craze that could easily sweep the country, and will help you respond to your child dicking about with the meal that took you two hours to cook.
Local mum, Murial Hislop plans to use SwearMore when she’s just walked through the door from work, and the kids ask her what’s for dinner, instead of even saying ‘hello.’
‘Why don’t they all fuck off!’ said Hislop.
‘Last week they didn’t even eat their pizza – why don’t they just fuck off,’ said Hislop, soon enjoying the new campaign.