American footballers to have their knees removed to stop them kneeling during the National Anthem

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Midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump plans to remove all the knees of sports stars to stop the increasingly popular protest act of kneeling during the National Anthem.  

With immediate effect, all American footballers will have a gap placed between the lower thigh area and the shin bone, which should effectively stop any kneeling down at all.

Although running, and general movement will be more difficult for the athletes, Trump has denied that his plan seems a little draconian.

‘Anyone leaning on their elbows will have them removed too,’ threatened Trump.

‘My first plan to build a wall around each kneeling protestor may still go ahead, believe me,’ Trump added.