Australian tennis courts to be named after Hitler and Bin Laden


The Australian Tennis Authority have reacted to criticism of tennis legend, racist and homophobe, Margaret Court by renaming other arenas after leading despots.

The Rod Laver Arena will be known as The Adolph Hitler Arena, with the Hisense Arena becoming known as The Bin Laden Arena in time for the 2018 Australian Open.

The Mao Tse Tung outside courts will keep their name, with the Assad Junior courts hoping to be redeveloped in time for next January’s showpiece.

‘We realised that Margaret Court was saying some ridiculous stuff, so we evened things out’ said Australian Tennis supremo, Peter Thape.

‘Got a lot of time for Margaret though; she’s alright after a few beers,’ added Thape, in a very Australian accent.