Blokes not allowed to run in the women’s race anymore


Caster Semenya won his final race last night before compulsory testosterone reduction comes into force from this week.

Semenya pissed all over the rest of the field as usual, like an athletic 16 year old running in the Infant’s School Sports Day.

But, it’s not all bad for Semenya, who will be allowed to compete in gender neutral athletics, such as the three legged race, and the egg and spoon race.

‘It’s been brilliant,’ admitted Semenya.

‘Like going back to your school days, but with your adult brain,’ added Semenya.