Boxers secretly hoping to kiss each other


Heavyweight boxers, Anthony Joshua, and Somebody quite fat Miller have admitted that they were both hoping that their press conference face-off turned into a kiss.

Joshua later admitted that if Miller would have committed to a genuine snog, then he would probably have gone for getting ‘top.’

Local boxing fan, Peter Thape is quite happy to see grown men punching each other, but feels a bit weird with the face-off thing.

‘Firstly, I’m just thinking can they smell each other’s breath?’ asked Thape.

‘And, when they’re that close, do their weeners touch?  Thape further asked.