Captain Tom Moore fails a drugs test


Captain Tom Moore’s attempt at 100 laps of his garden have been marred by a failed drugs test taken by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA).

The test showed the consistent use of a banned substance, believed to be cocaine, over the past 28 days.

WADA spokesman, Peter Thape added that Moore had completed a number of ‘short’ laps of his garden, in which he clearly didn’t reach the petunias near the shed.

‘He’ll need to pay back the money he’s raised,’ said Thape.

‘A sad sad day for sport,’ added Thape.