Cleaning staff at Spurs having a whip round for the players

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Spurs Chairman, Daniel Levy has announced that his non-playing staff will have their pay reduced by 20% to help the club.

The cleaners, and backroom staff have vowed to donate that 20% to the player’s fund at these difficult times.

Player’s bidet cleaner, Peter Thape, is hoping that as much money as possible can be saved over the next few weeks so that the players will be ok to play again come the summer.

‘I’m pleased that Levy has reduced my wages,’ said Thape, as he wiped the shit off a Tottenham toilet.

‘As the 8th richest club in the world with a £280m a year in TV money, I know it’s tough,’ he added.