England to win World Cup unless we meet Spain, Germany, France, Portugal, Brazil, and probably Russia or Croatia too.

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England are looking good to win the World Cup if they can avoid Mexico, Uruguay, and a resurgent Argentina in the knockout stages of the tournament.

England will probably bring the trophy home if they can additionally avoid meeting Belgium again later on, or guaranteed banana skins Iceland or Sweden.

Hopefully more Panamas will be served up, with Iran in the quarters, Denmark in the semi, and Switzerland in the final.

‘We’ll piss it,’ said England fan, Peter Thape.

‘Could probably do with avoiding Colombia, though,’ added Thape.