England Women fans can finally get their World Cup fighting campaign underway when the National team meet Scotland this evening.
England fan, Murial Hislop intends to make the most of the historically rich, host French city by drinking enough beer to make women’s football watchable.
Hislop has additionally been using her drinking time to practice her quotes for the TV crews after tonight’s table throwing, tear gas, bloodied nonsense.
‘The French police just came at us,’ practiced Hislop.
‘We done nothing. We was just sitting there, having a quiet drink,’ added Hislop.