Eric’s been on the glue again


Eric Cantona robbed a tramp and sneaked into the UEFA awards last night.

Cantona chose the moment to rehearse the lines for his upcoming role in King Lear, and then added a bit of philosophical chatter on top of that.

Former player, Peter Thape was in the audience during Cantona’s speech, and sat there respectfully looking as thick as fuck.

‘I’m a footballer, it’s a room of footballers,’ said Thape.

‘Couldn’t he just talk about tits and stuff,’ added Thape.