Everton working out if they should sack Moyes again


Everton are thinking about returning to the heady days of winning nothing again with David Moyes.

Moyes, who rewarded Everton with their longest period of post-war average pleasantness, could be named as their fifth manager in four years.

Moyes told Cutting News that he’s ready to take on the role, and has learned a few new things since he left the club in 2013.

‘No more finishing fifth; I’ll take you straight down,’ said a proud Moyes.

‘I’m much shitter than you fondly remember me,’ he added.