Everton are thinking about returning to the heady days of winning nothing again with David Moyes.
Moyes, who rewarded Everton with their longest period of post-war average pleasantness, could be named as their fifth manager in four years.
Moyes told Cutting News that he’s ready to take on the role, and has learned a few new things since he left the club in 2013.
‘No more finishing fifth; I’ll take you straight down,’ said a proud Moyes.
‘I’m much shitter than you fondly remember me,’ he added.