Every club buying a player you’ve never heard of for £50 million


Every footballer is now worth at least £50 million, and your club is definitely in the chase to sign him.

With every single player ever being linked to your club, even the best liars are struggling to claim that they’ve heard of this weeks £85 million rated player from the French second division.

Football fan, Peter Thape fondly remembers a time when he’d heard of the players that his football club wanted to sign.

‘Not only have I not heard of them anymore; I can’t pronounce any of their names even if they sign,’ admitted Thape.

‘I’m glad all this money’s in the game – it’s much better than it was,’ added Thape.