Every fat bastard offering out Anthony Joshua


Every fat person you’ve ever seen is fancying their chances of becoming World Champion, after a bloke from down the pub beat up Anthony Joshua over the weekend.

Joshua thought he was onto a winner after handpicking his opponent out of the queue for a late night kebab.

Local fatty, Peter Thape has ordered extra pizza, and is waiting for a response, after calling Joshua a gaylord over Twitter.

‘He’s not fuckin’ answered,’ said Thape.

‘He’s shittin’ it,’ added Thape, whilst making chicken noises.