Future female winners of the Ballon d’Or will be asked to pop a tit out at the ceremony in order for men to maintain their understanding of women.
The first award to a female of the coveted Ballon d’Or has been a confusing time for many men, and some sort of nudity is being considered for next year’s presentation.
A special group of choral supporters will be brought in to sing an a capella version ‘Get your tits out for the lads,’ as the winner accepts her award.
‘Any men’s team could beat any women’s team,’ said football fan, Peter Thape.
‘And all their goalies are shit,’ added Thape.