A local church-hall game of badminton was interrupted after rival fans, who had come to watch the game, became embroiled in an altercation.
Football fans, who were left with nothing to do this morning, took their seats early for the thrilling fat-fighters badminton doubles clash.
But local football fan and badminton match spectator, Peter Thape felt tensions rising as the game neared match point.
‘That bitch did a short serve, and claimed it was in,’ said Thape.
‘Before you knew it, there was big fuckin’ ruck, and a lot of claret got spilt,’ added Thape.