Footballers suspiciously all married to a professional hairdresser


When all the Premier League footballers chose to marry a professional hairdresser they couldn’t possibly have known of the upcoming world pandemic.

But their decision to choose a hairdresser as a life partner has paid dividends, as each of them has managed to turn up perfectly coiffured for the restart of the season.

The Chairman of the Player’s Union, Peter Thape admitted that it was a bit of a coincidence that every single footballer had a hairdresser in their social bubble.

‘I know; what a piece of luck,’ said Thape.

‘It’s almost as if there’s a completely different set of rules for them,’ he added.