High earning footballers immune from the virus


High earning professional footballers can now train together, because they are a special type of human that cannot get or pass on the virus.

Sadly, low earning footballers are clearly not immune, because they will not be playing football together until next season.

Local doctor, Peter Thape was wondering if blood samples could be taken from the high-earners to see how they have developed this extraordinary immunity.

‘We must find out what has made these individuals so special?’ asked Thape.

‘More special than their colleagues in Holland, France, and Belgium,’ he added.