‘I can’t believe Ben Stokes got off,’ says O J Simpson


Former ‘murderer,’ and famous wearer of small gloves, O J Simpson has shown his disbelief that Ben Stokes has walked free from court.

Simpson has sent Stokes a congratulatory message, and asked for the phone number of Stokes’ lawyer, for his own future crimes.

Simpson will now pass the…I cannot believe he fuckin got away with it trophy on to Stokes, after holding the award for nearly 25 years.

‘And I thought I’d done well to get away with it!’ stated Simpson.

‘Who was on the jury? The England selectors?’ asked Simpson.