Jamie Carragher to support Bob Carolgees on tour


Former Liverpool player, Jamie Carragher will be the warm up act for Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog in his upcoming tour.

Carragher, who decided to spit at a girl through her car window after Saturday’s football, will perform a number of saliva related tricks as the crowd waits for legend Bob Carolgees to appear.

Carolgees has welcomed the addition of the former England defender, and hopes that audiences will warm to this exciting development of his spit-based act.

‘Jamie is hoping to spit at a number of archery style targets,’ said Carolgees.

‘For his finale, he’s hoping to empty one nostril at a time,’ added Carolgees.