Karius ‘Pissed-up in Champions League Final’


A group of eminent Liverpool fans in a pub have decided that their goalkeeper was off his tits in the cup final.

Although Karius has decided to come out with some bizarre concussion nonsense a week after the event, Liverpool fans are sticking with their own theory.

Liverpool fan, and five-aside goalie, Peter Thape let a soft goal in at Powerleague at his near post, and none of his team mates particularly thought that he had concussion.

‘They all looked at me like I’d bummed one of their daughters,’ said Thape.

‘I’ll see if they’ll go for the concussion theory?’ added Thape.