Local man from pie shop fights real boxer


Local pie shop employee, Andy Ruiz regretted offering out Anthony Joshua, after he was made to fight him in front of everyone in Saudi Arabia.

A drunken Ruiz had seen Joshua in the taxi queue, and said a few choice words before Joshua asked him if he’d like a real fight on the telly.  

Ruiz woke up the next day to find that he’d been flown to Saudi Arabia, and put into a pair of sparkly shorts.

‘I didn’t know he was a professional boxer!’ said Ruiz.

‘We were just havin’ a laugh near the taxis after me kebab,’ he added.