The Foreign Office have warned the UAE that Manchester City will be relegated from the Premier League if they do not release Mathew Hedges immediately.
The government has threatened UAE Minister and Manchester City owner, Sheikh Mansour that we will take away all his toys if he doesn’t release our man.
Local Manchester City fan, Peter Thape is terrified that the old days will return again, and reminded everyone about watching City play at Witton Albion in front of 135 fans, only 5 years ago.
‘Just let him go, you dickheads,’ said Thape.
‘You thought you’d won the league at Sunderland, you’d not,’ sang Thape.