Man that had Colombia in the sweep secretly disappointed


A man who jumped for joy with his friends, as England triumphed on penalties last night, has admitted that he was dying inside.

England fan, Peter Thape (pictured extreme right) danced with his friends through a shower of beer, whilst secretly mourning the loss of his potential winnings.

Thape stood to win a guaranteed £7 if Colombia had just reached the semis, boosted to £20 for runners up, or 30 big ones for winning it.

‘I’ll never see that £2 stake again,’ admitted Thape.

‘Then that arsehole from accounts said he knew we’d win it on penalties – lying bastard,’ added Thape.