Man United awarded penalty two days after West Brom game by VAR


The referee has asked the players and the fans to return to Old Trafford after a late consultation with VAR showed that a penalty should have been given on Sunday.

Following the precedent set in German football last night, referees can now backdate decisions from whenever the fuck they want.

United fan, Peter Thape was having a massive shit on his en-suite toilet when the referee phoned him and asked him to come back in to the stadium to watch the penalty.

‘I said it was a penalty at the time,’ said Thape.

‘City’s awful week continues; noticed that their women got knocked out of the cup, too,’ added Thape.