Mourinho to find new ways to f*ck up Pogba’s confidence for this season


Jose Mourinho is hoping to find new and innovative ways of destroying the confidence of returning World Cup winner, Paul Pogba.

Mourinho faces quite a job in bringing the worst out of Pogba, after the Frenchman lit up the World Cup, but the Manchester United manager feels up to the task.

Mourinho has suggested using Pogba as a right-back, or maybe as a third goalkeeper for the expected Carabao Cup run.

‘Fucking up Pogba will be key to me being sacked by October,’ said Mourinho.

‘I don’t understand what’s going on; they’re all good players when they get here,’ added Mourinho.