Along with blowies for all the fans, the proposed format for cricket will see each side only face one delivery each.
Critics of the sport have complained that the new game will still be a load of boring shit, and have suggested that sides should maybe receive just half a delivery per side.
The anticipated matches, including fireworks, loud music, and cheerleaders between the two innings, should take just under three minutes.
‘Still too boring,’ said local critic, Peter Thape.
‘Maybe each of the outfield players could do a little dance, whilst juggling. And hats. Maybe all wear different coloured hats,’ added Thape.