‘Ozil did f*ck all, as usual,’ say Arsenal fans


Mesut Ozil has been accused of underperforming by Arsenal fans in last night’s carjacking.

The Opta stats show that whilst Sead Kolasanic covered 3.3k steps during the attack, Ozil remained in the same place.

Local Arsenal fan, Peter Thape pointed at the movement map, which shows that Kolasanic went to get the attackers, whilst Ozil waited for them to come to him.

‘His work rate is a disgrace,’ said Thape.

‘I knew this would happen; I’ve been saying this for three years,’ said Thape.