With the piss-boring Winter Olympics due to start, people are planning on saying the words ‘Torvill and Dean,’ three times each hour, over the next two weeks.
Local man, Peter Thape is planning to increase his Torvill and Deans to five per hour during the early evening when the BBC will assume that we all want to watch Ice Dance on the telly.
Thape has got six different versions of ‘It’s not Torvill and Dean, is it?’ and ‘They’re no Torvill and Dean,’ planned for use at various stages of the broadcast.
‘Do you reckon he was nobbing her?’ asked Thape.
‘Was he gay him, was he?’ added Thape.