‘Please can I manage a football team,’ asks Phil Neville


Women searching for equality in society have been thoroughly kicked in the bollocks with the appointment of Phil Neville as manager to the England Ladies football team.

The FA confirmed that although Neville has never managed a football team in his life, he had asked them really nicely for a job.

Neville pointed out to the FA that both his brother and his sister had both been a manager for a while, and wondered when it would be his turn.

‘I don’t know why anyone would be upset – it’s only a girls team,’ said Neville.

‘I can see a day when a woman who’s never managed a football club becomes manager of the men’s national team,’ lied Neville.