Pogba already pissed up


Manchester United’s Paul Pogba is already off his tits drunk as the news breaks on the sacking of Jose Mourinho.

Pogba hopes to restart his career with a new manager who will play him in the team, and knows where he is meant to stand on the pitch.

Pogba was joined by the rest of his team mates in having a large Christmas drink to the United board, who have finally given them the spark to start playing.

‘I probably won’t be inviting Jose round for Christmas dinner,’ said Pogba.

‘Good luck in non-league football, Jose,’ added Pogba.