Premier League will restart with bubble kits on June 13th


The Premier League have finally agreed a date to restart the season, although players will have to wear full bubble kits.

Bubble kit supplier, Adidas, have agreed to sponsor the bubbles and breathing equipment, with Sky Sports financing the quarantine and associated deaths.

Local Liverpool fan, Peter Thape has promised not to celebrate his inevitable elation within 2 meters of any other joyous Liverpool fan.

‘Bill Shankly famously said…football’s much more important than life and death,’ remembered Thape.

‘I guess we’ll find out,’ he added.