Wayne Rooney was at his humble best last night, agreeing to wear a ‘Captain Bird’s Eye’ ridiculous beard just to raise money for Sport Relief.
Rooney wore the beard for the whole game, refusing to take it off, even for his post-match shower and TV interviews.
Rooney was then seen eating leftover chips on a park bench, where he also spent the night, whilst comforting a 2 litre bottle of strong cider.
‘It’s not a joke,’ Rooney told Cutting News.
‘I had some hair left after my transplant; just getting my money’s worth,’ he added.