Rugby players told not to shake hands before the game


Rugby players have been advised not to touch each other before this afternoon’s games, to avoid any possible spread of Coronavirus.

But how useful is that advice in a game in which most of the players will achieve full penetration after a few minutes?

Local rugby player, Peter Thape is playing today, and he’ll spend much of the game holding another man’s scrotal sack, whilst rimming a team mate.

‘We’d be better off getting a gonorrhoea vaccination,’ said Thape.