Scotland shittin’ it about San Marino


Scotland’s footballers and fans are shittin’ bricks about having to face San Marino today.

Scottish fan, Peter Thape has properly bobbed his cecks, knowing that the country faces a good twatting from high-flying San Marino.

San Marino, who hired a top mini-bus to get to the game, are in a confident mood knowing that Scotland are proper wank.

‘They’ve got two postmen, this San Marino team,’ said Thape.

‘Normally, it’s just one postman, and two plasterers; they must be good,’ added Thape.