Scotland’s footballers and fans are shittin’ bricks about having to face San Marino today.
Scottish fan, Peter Thape has properly bobbed his cecks, knowing that the country faces a good twatting from high-flying San Marino.
San Marino, who hired a top mini-bus to get to the game, are in a confident mood knowing that Scotland are proper wank.
‘They’ve got two postmen, this San Marino team,’ said Thape.
‘Normally, it’s just one postman, and two plasterers; they must be good,’ added Thape.