Solskjaer sacked! Mourinho to return as manager


Manchester United have asked former manager Jose Mourinho to return to the club, after agreeing that the caretaker management of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has not quite worked out.

Mourinho, who was worshiped by the fans, will be in control for this weekend’s game at Arsenal.

The Solskjaer ‘experiment’ turned out to be too much for the one-time hero, with fans pointing to a disappointing home draw with Burnley in the league.

‘No, it was a nice idea Ole; we’ll always have ’99,’ said United fan Peter Thape.

‘Off you fuck, back to Molde. Come on Jose!’ added Thape.