Tearful Murray starts work as warehouse picker on Monday

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Retiring tennis player, Andy Murray begins work at an Amazon sweat shop at 7am on Monday morning.   

Murray will be expected to collect 250 items per hour, which he may find a struggle with his dodgy hip.

Murray burst into tears when he was told that he would have any piss breaks deducted from his wage at the end of the week.

‘I’ll try not to cry at the 3 minute Health and Safety induction,’ said Murray

‘I’ve noticed that the pay seems lower than on the tennis circuit,’ added Murray.