‘That’s 11 months unbeaten,’ Mourinho reminds Journalists


Managerial supercock, Jose Mourinho has told the gathered press that today’s victory extends his unbeaten run to 11 months.

Mourinho, who has been a lifelong Spurs fan for three days, will be spouting bullshit for the next few weeks until his novelty wears off.

Mourinho told Cutting News that he hopes to stay at Tottenham until after next season’s failed cup run.

‘I plan to love Tottenham for about 18 months,’ said Mourinho.

‘Then they can start to rebuild,’ he added.