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‘That’s another 4 years after-dinner speaking work guaranteed,’ say 2003 winners

2003

The winners of 2003 Rugby World Cup were loving yesterday’s defeat, which guarantees their unique currency in the after-dinner and corporate world.  

2003 captain, Martin Johnson was fearing the worst, right up until England decided not to bother playing properly in the final.

Johnson was due to start a new warehouse picking job tomorrow, with 10 minutes for lunch, and 10 seconds for a piss.  

‘Phone was ringing by lunch yesterday; booked a sportsman’s dinner for Xmas week,’ said Johnson.

‘Well done, lads,’ he added.

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