People are just thrilled that massive cock, and super cycling cheat, Lance Armstrong has made a fortune off his investment in the taxi app, Uber.
Just in case you were wondering if there was a God, Armstrong has proved otherwise, by scooping billions from the investment made into Uber with his last few dollars.
Local cyclist Peter Thape has worked an extra two hours this week, so that he can afford new bike lights for his ride home from work on the dark winter nights.
‘Lance, you might be the worst human being that has ever lived,’ said Thape.
‘You just don’t get it, do you?’ added Thape.