‘We won’t win a game all season,’ promises Frank Lampard


Chelsea boss, Frank Lampard has promised fans that his team will not win a game for the whole season.

Lampard may struggle to achieve his goal, because a team has never previously gone a full season without a single victory in the top tier.

But Lampard has staked his reputation on the guarantee of failure, believing that his team will go on to be known as the ‘vincibles.’

‘Yeah, we’re dogshit,’ said Lampard.

‘Mourinho’ll back by November,’ added Lampard.