‘What’s the number for Dignitas?’ ask United fans

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Fans of Manchester United are facing their ultimate hell as Manchester City look set to win the league and domestic trophies, whilst Liverpool win The European Cup.

United fan, Peter Thape is clinging on to the meagre argument that Manager, Jurgen Klopp has shown promise before, but still not won anything at Liverpool.  

Thape still thinks Ajax could win the Champs League, Watford the FA Cup, and both City and Liverpool disqualified from the League for fielding ineligible players.

‘I think Spurs would win the league then, which I’d be happy with,’ said Thape.

‘I’m going to have to move abroad, aren’t I?’ added Thape.