‘Which country is Wimbledon being played in?’ ask people from the rain soaked North


A man from Preston keeps glancing at the TV, and wondering if play is actually going on at Wimbledon, or if he’s watching a replay from yesteryear.  

As Peter Thape (34) watches the rain continually fall outside his window, he has noticed a spectator of the tennis shielding herself from the burning sun with an umbrella.

Thape has also seen a man in the crowd wearing 2 lots of sunglasses as he squints to watch the action through the glare of the London based sun.

‘Hope you’re having a good time with your £200 strawberries,’ said Thape.

‘And, we’re saving massive money on sun cream, so f*ck off.’ Thape added.