Men are now watching bits of The Women’s World Cup…if there are enough pretty players on the pitch.
Men, who have not evolved in a billion years of existence, are still only able to watch the game through the lens of their penis, as opposed to their brain.
Local football fan, Peter Thape divides the game into which players are pretty, and which ones look a bit too much like a man.
‘I’m fairly sure any decent Sunday League team would beat this lot,’ said Thape.
‘All the goalies are shit,’ he added.