Worms that live in Premier League football pitches are to be charged an admission fee, after a sharp-eyed steward noticed the worms watching a game.
The FA Premier League is currently reviewing the situation, but it is thought that the worms will pay full price for league games, with some discount given for The League Cup.
Additionally, worms that live near to the family stand will be eligible for various reduced packages. Worm, Peter Thape is disappointed with the ruling, but is aware that the Premier League is always looking to maximise its potential.
‘Full price seems unfair; I can only really see to the edge of the area,’ said Thape.
‘I’m probably just going to stay out of site, and watch it on a snide stream I’ve found,’ added Thape.