You can stop pretending to like rugby now


The country has been given permission to stop their fashionable interest in the success of the Rugby team.

Local bandwagon rider, Peter Thape got up at 8.30 this morning to watch the final, even though he understands nothing about the game.

Thape sat bleary eyed throughout the defeat, understanding as little about the rules as the players seemed to.

‘I missed my Saturday morning fumble with the misses for this,’ said Thape.

‘It’s ok, the football’s on in an hour,’ he added.