To stop women crying

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Subject: To stop women crying
Hi all,

Think I’ve found a way to stop woman crying when they don’t want to:

It sounds bizarre, and the primary motor cortex people say it will never work,
but I’d like to run with it. When the tears are about to come, can we have the
females fan the sides of their face with their own fingers, and quickly breathe in and out at the same time. (Blinking could be an option here)

Let’s run with it,

God