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‘I’m your leader now,’ says village idiot

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A man who has singularly failed to poke a hole in a collapsed government, has told everyone that he’s ready to take over at the helm.

Jeremy Corbyn, who was too busy sitting on the fence to stop Brexit three years ago, sounds like he’s nearly made a decision one way or the other.

The Labour leader told Cutting News how he plans to take over the country.

‘I’ve spoken with Baldrick,’ said Corbyn.

‘He said I should ask Tory rebels to back me; that should work,’ he added.    

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